Get off the stage already. Why do people insist on coming back "one more time"? I suppose some of it is ego driven. I mean, look at the music band "The Rolling Stones". These guys should have already packed it in a loooong time ago. Mick Jagger in his late 60's just doesn't look good in spandex belting out "I Can't Get No Satisfaction". I guess not Mick, look at yourself! His band mate Kieth Richards isn't fairing much better. He's still 21 going on 90 and most of those years with a cigarette in his face and who knows else what. I'm rambling now....the point is, sometimes enough is enough.
However.....
I can't ignore 2,500 blog views and not come back to say Thank You! That's far from viral but flip....I woulda been happy with 10. The responses have been so kind they kept me motivated to write every day. A few even said "one more Marty"... you are too kind.. so here it is for the 4 of you still clapping in the back row (-:
I've been home a few days now. Back to work, and back in the saddle again. The tan is fading, shorts and sandals back deep in the closet. The 200 hour trip back home was uneventful. There must have been an employees strike at American Airlines on the way back. The flight attendants were all over the age of 80 and probably teens when the Rolling Stones were born. Now don't get me wrong, I love seniors. I hope to be one myself one day. I just don't think this is a job for them. It requires good balance, stamina, and the ability to be awake for long stretches. One of the poor "gals" went over board on the make up. I don't think she put on foundation. It looked more like drywall paste. And on top of that, bright cherry red lip stick. She was sweet, but her face cracked every time she smiled. She looked like a clown, and for those who know me, I'm afraid of clowns. Long story, another day perhaps another blog.
I lied to the border patrol at customs. I'm afraid of these people too. I always mess up the answers to the tough questions like, "Where were you born", "Why did you go to Brazil", "What country do you live in now." We live close to the USA border and now my wife drives when we go through it. Even then they still manage to get me. "Sir, could you please take off your sunglasses and why are you sweating". I have had dreams that have ended up badly, usually involving a larger man also called Bubba (See blog # 1 or 2 I forget which). This time they asked if I was bringing through any foreign matter, plant, or organic material from my country of origin. I immediately said no, because its the safest answer IMO. I declared a few cheap souvenirs plus a bottle of spirits.
Last night however I realised my gaff when I shook out a fist full of beach sand out of my shorts, along with some twigs still stuck to my socks from my tour in the back 40 of the Aldeia Training Center. Chris Boersema knows the plant I'm talking about and others might too. The little barbs are like glue and very difficult to remove. I spent 30 minutes peeling them off my socks. Bubba is back in my dreams...
Speaking of shorts, I would like to report that the speedo is alive and well in Brazil. Yes....they have purchased all the sets off the North American shelves, kept a million pairs, and sold the surplus to Germany. These are the only two nations that still like to prance in these on the beach. Olympic swimmers wear them too but they can be excused. They also shave their legs, wear skull caps equally as tight, and glasses that make them look a few bricks short of a load. But for many men in Brazil, the speedo is still the suit of choice.
And while we're on the subject, the ladies too have their suit of choice. It's the bikini. In North America it's generally worn by teens and those who manage to keep their bodies tuned past motherhood. In Brazil however the bikini has no age limit and that's not always a good thing.
Despite all this I must say that it matters little to them. We put way too much onus on the physique, and often first notice what's on the outside rather than the inside. I believe the Brazilians are genuine in the fact they don't judge in that manner. Big or small, the Lord made them all! No pretence.
Home does feel good. I made a peanut butter sandwich that would rival most peanut butter sandwiches. I didn't bathe in a jug of milk but I almost drank the half of it. I didn't lay on the green grass but I did stand on my back porch admiring it. Scotty our Westie was overjoyed and piddled on my shoe, Chloe the cat looked at me and couldnt care less if I had been gone for 2 years. That's ok, the feeling is mutual, I don't like her much either.Despite the cat however, I do hold all of these dear.
I'm not going to get sentimental but I do miss Brazil. I didn't think I would, but a few days later I often found myself thinking back on the clear blue warm water, the succulent taste of goat on a BBQ, the rich warm evenings fused with laughter, the friendly people ready with a handshake or hug, the bumpy rides, the hustle and bustle of the streets, an ice cold Bohemia on the sand, the off tune enthusiastic singing in church (SANTA PAZ!).
Yup, God created Brazil too. It's obvious, because His fingerprints are all over it! And not only that, but He's still busy there, even in the little Reformed Churches with blowing fans, and He won't quit until the work is done in His time. Blessings to those who continue to work in the "Great Commission".
May the lives of those around you become enriched through the gospel of Grace. Venha Senhor Jesus Maranatha. Come Lord Jesus Maranatha!